What's the strangest thing you've ever done as a little kid?

I use to grab roaches with a paper towel not killing them all the way though then get my magnifying glass and burn them with the sun they would be kicking like crazy lol !!!everyone thought I was going to be crazy when I got older

My older son (almost 4) does all kinds of weird things all the time, but what comes to mind is his dance moves. He loves to dance and makes up his own "break dancing" moves all the time. They're interesting. LOL When he plays with his 1 1/2 year old brother they do weird stuff together. It's like my toddler speaks baby and my 4 year old is still fluent. LOL

At age 8, while playing with some loose change, I somehow lodged a nickel between my two front teeth. My aunt pulled it out, and it's was like it never even happened. 'Til this day I don't know how I managed that, it's not an easy task. (P.S. do not try at home)!

When I was 5 or 6 I tried to flush my cat down the toilet.

Lol I would rip the all the arms and legs off all of my polly pocket dolls. My mom would see and be like, "wow, these are so flimsy, I'm not getting you these anymore."

I took a crap behind the couch then picked it up and threw it away in the garbage. I was around five.

I peed in a ziploc bag, because i wanted to do a science experiment with it, but my mom found the bag, and let's just say, no experiment for me...

I said I wanted to marry the president when I grew up. My parents informed me that he was already married, and I recanted my wish later on. :)

I eat my lunch with my pet, my pets are one dog, one cat, one chicken, and one cute little pig :). It was when I only 4 years old.

I used to talk to myself. I had imaginary friends. Haha