I am writing a book, and would like some assistance?

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So, I had this idea for a book, where the main character founds a software development firm and uses the money he earns from that to begin a charitable endeavor farming scorpions.

Now, I just need to know what he should do charitably with the scorpions.  I'm thinking maybe donate them as Christmas gifts for children?  Throw them out to the needy from a helicopter?  Maybe he should give them all to ASPCA to show how beautiful all animals are.

I need some suggestions.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Give them to trolls as Christmas presents

Clarkie · Answer

Clearly this is trolling.  In any case, you may want to rethink scorpions, most people don't like/want them.  The ASPCA is a rescue organization, they are trying to get animals into good homes, they do not need the "gift" of additional animals.  And seriously, helicopters?  Don't you have something better to do with your time?

Carl · Answer

Um can't really think of any use for scorpions except some people eat them and possible pest control as they eat other insects. I doubt people in large numbers would want them as gifts and throwing em out of a helicopter do more harm than good

? · Answer

Eh, we're not impressed unless you describe mine-craft  before the game is invented.

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I am writing a book, and would like some assistance?

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