how to ask a friend to fight you?

Just don't talk to him if he's annoying you. Why do you have to kick his *** for it? If you don't like him then just quit talking to him. Someday some guy is gonna say you're annoying me and is gonna knock your teeth out. Does that sound fair?

Grow up and be more mature and quit trying to solve an issue by fighting him. Just cause someone annoys you doesn't mean you have to fight them, sounds immature. If he's annoying you then leave him and stop being friends with him, don't understand why you're being friends with someone who's annoying you.

Hi Jose, believe it or not, but if you do hit him (without due provocation) he will cease to be your friend for much longer. If you want to fight him in a controlled martial arts setting, that is different of course, but it seems to me that what you are talking about here is assault, and unless you have an aptitude for getting a criminal record under your belt, you will stop with these threats and deal with it, okay?

I've had the same problem before. If you have a sparring or grappling day, ask him to spar you. But tell him to be serious so you can have a legitimate reason for beating him up. Good luck and make sure you're capable of beating him up so as to not embarrass yourself!

Just tell him straight out : Dude, you're annoying and you're aggravating me! If you don't shut up, im gonna have to punch you!

You could go fight club style and just tell him to hit you, then go from there. Just don't let it turn into operation chaos

if you two go to martial arts school try asking your instructor or try pissing off your friend by joking, like: hey....look i can kick high or punch strong i can beat you up haha. and try to not make it serious because he might beat you up ;p

I made the mistake of boxing my friend... his whole face swole up and it wasn't even a hard hit....some poeple just cant take a punch.

like long story short...I'm not his friend no more....he got his mom involved...not cool man

You needa just tell em str8 up, dude your aggregating me and I'm fixin ta hit u in the face (if u really mean it)