The illusionist...!!!!?

An illusionist was on stage doing various tricks and for his piece de resistance brought on a large Alligator.

To the audiences horror, the illusionist proceeded to put his hand into the alligator's open mouth. When he drew it out unharmed, the audience applauded loudly.

Then he put his whole arm into the alligator's mouth amid more gasps from the audience. When he withdrew the arm, the audience applauded even more.

"For my finale" he said "I will do something no man has ever dared before"

With that, he withdrew his pen*s, put it into the alligators mouth and pulled the mouth closed onto it.

The audience went wild.

Picking up a hammer, he hit the alligator on the head, very hard. The alligator opened its mouth and the man put his willy away.

"Now" he said with a smile. "Is any member of the audience willing to try that?"

To his amazement an old lady stood up.

"I'll do it" she said. "But only if you promise not to hit me on the head so hard"