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Any Taxidermists out there?
An old lady had two pet monkeys for many years. One morning she found them both dead when she got up.
Wanting to preserve their companionship, she took them to a taxidermist to have them stuffed.
The taxidermist asked "Would you like them mounted?"
"Oh no" said the old lady, "Just holding hands will be fine".
7 Answers
- NORMALv 68 years agoFavorite Answer
How sad it brought tears to my eyes ( Yeah with laughter )
Try this ----I was playing the piano in a bar and an elephant walked in As I was playing he started crying his eyes out I said do you recognise the tune ? He said no I recognise the ivory
- karl hLv 68 years ago
Any taxidermists out there ? YES of course there are , as for the old lady , poor old dear. . not on this planet is she ,or perhaps so overcome with grief can't think strait.
Source(s): Must put .Yes or No in answer to comply with Yahoo rules . EVEN IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. - Anonymous8 years ago
Yes. Ha Ha.
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- Dog StarLv 68 years ago
lmfao, priceless!!! to answer the question according to yahoo answers... Yes.
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