Is there anybody who would like to time travel with me?

I'd rather see you take a spelling class.

Sorry my company wouldn't let me go to the past especially in the dinosaurs times, it cant afford all the food and safety and life insurance. That's why I have chose to travel to the future, they offer greater services there. Like you can visit andromeda galaxy and they give you a guide to all the Lovely planets around there, don't Forget to tell them to stop around planet Miranda, its full of hot Alien Chicks.

Any way I hope I give some guidance, ur welcome to join me anytime you want, make sure you get the Right ticket, some time they trick you and send you to another Universe.

Yes, I would like to go with you, provided your time machine is also a helicopter or helium balloon so that we stay off the ground until we see what dinosaurs are like.

Imagine appearing on the ground in the dinosaur age and soon a predator as large as a bus and as fast as a horse takes an interest in you. Worse yet, it could be a pack of 20 of them.

Your conjecture is worse than a poor joke.

I don't relish (one of) my friend's poor jokes. Looking at your yearning one PJ that comes to mind is this. It is one more bearded joke. A century ago in Punjab when the British ruled, they had a system of demoting a pupil one class (one standard) below if he gets marks in single digits.

One man who didn't go to school wanted his child to study. He put the 6 old straight into 3rd standard as he had clout in the village. But the boy failed & came to 2nd standard. Again at the end of the year he failed to come to 1st. At the year end, his friends made fun 'Today the school results will be out. Your son has to fail this time too. Now where the boy will go? There is no standard below the 1st?'. Our gentleman ran home, grabbed his wife by her arm, shoved her in a room & slammed the door shut. She was screaming 'Why do you do this? What happened to you'. He shouted back, 'the result is out and the boy failed. Who knows he might go back to where he came from, You'.

OK i ll just get My watermelon which I have as a pet, and I'll bring spare Rubik's cube in case were hungry.

Your question exactly sounds like the movie "Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1862079/

Wish I could come with you because I screwed my life, I would really welcome a second chance.

Yes! Hold on...lemme get my backpack and binoculars

I want to irl bro

I would like to go.