If all musicians had superpowers and you could pick three to make a team to fight crime, who would you pick?

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Please select their power also you can also pick old people and dead artists. If you want to they could be young enought to be competent at ***-kicking.

Mike Watt will be able totransform his fists into the heads of sharks with electrified teeth he also has a laser on his head
Kim Deal will be very agille, have the ability to fly and throw tiny clowns about 10 cm that poison, explode, burn and give you aods when they bite you. She also can use swords
Jonny Greenwood: he will be a ninja with a an axe that is able to summon whatever he wants like tornadoes and ****.

Smiley · Accepted Answer

Ringo Starr would have the ability to launch large missiles from his nostrils.
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/emannep/2074280/5076/5076_original.jpg

J.J. Burnel will have electrified bass strings for appendages (kinda like Micky Rourke in Ironman 2).
http://www.oocities.org/stubblemusiczine/jjburnel.jpg

Joe Perry will breath fire from his nose, simultaneously igniting the whiskey spraying from his mouth.
http://cherrybombed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/the-toxic-twins.jpg

Rick Wakeman has a cape/cloak that when worn, renders him invisible; 
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/hekawi/Rick_wakeman_on_stage_with_cape.jpg

Mark Antoni's Nike high-tops will emit poison gas activated by his high C falsetto;
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/49891285/Realm.jpg

Anonymous · Answer

Charles Manson
Varg Vikernes
GG Allin 

lulz.

Obi Wan Knievel · Answer

Lemmy, because he's god.

That Beersack dude from Black Veil Crue, because he can make girls faint with lust just by walking into the room.

And keith Richards, because Keith can withstand any amount of punishment and not die.  Seriously, the man can't be killed.  He's been trying for decades, so far no success.


There you go, and I didn't even have to use any made-up super powers.

Anonymous · Answer

Beethoven 
Bach
Mozart

Austin · Answer

The Rev would be the knife master and have the ability to transform into the death bat and steal the souls of the impure (and stallion ducks)
chad kroger would have the power to grind people down to the bone with his sandpaper voice.
And Ronnie Radke would use his god awful music to send people into a deep depression and possibly make them kill themselves

It Ain&#39;T Easy Being Brown · Answer

Josh Homme- cuz he is tall and will stomp on anyone that goes near him
Some thrash metal singer-that way his screaming will annoy the villian
The lead singer of creed- That way the villian will be horrified just listening to him talk

Anonymous · Answer

John Entwistle could finger a girl so hard that she would die from orgasm
Jimmy Page could shoot lasers out of his belly button
and Jon Bon Jovi could grow his hair out far

Anonymous · Answer

zach spelt it 'holey'

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If all musicians had superpowers and you could pick three to make a team to fight crime, who would you pick?

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