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One day, my family leaves the house to go to the supermarket, I'm left at home. I'd been to a cafe a few days before and saw how they made chocolate-bar milkshakes. It looked simple enough, so I decided to get the ingredients needed:

1) Aero chocolate bar

2) Milk

And a blender (and an old one at that).

I broke up the chocolate into small pieces and put them into the attachable jug...I then added the milk.

Now you see, with this blender you have to hold the top, because it likes to shoot off.

So I placed my hand firmly on top.

I set the power to one...it started rumbling, not a lot of movement going on.

So I set it to two...and three.

Then all of a sudden there was a waterfall of milk coming from the bottom of the jug that was attached to the electric base. My dog was at my feet, looking toward the heavens, he must've thought it was his birthday with the raining milk and chocolate bits. I told him to get out as I turned the machiene off and pulled the jug up and off the base, more of the substance pouring out down my top, rushing to the sink with the jug and what was left of the milk and chocolate inside, I poured into the sink.

Myself, the counters and floor were flooded in milk.

I'd put the dog in the hall way, he stared through the glass in the door.

This is what I did to rectify the situation:

1) Cleaned the base of the blender with tissues

2) Wash the detachable jug

3) Couldn't find any cloths or cleaner so I used toilet paper and furniture polish on the surfaces

4) Couldn't find the mop so I used more furniture polish and toilet paper on the floor (and tried not the break my neck by slipping on the shiny floor)

5) Checked to see if the blender was still working...(it was...phew)

6) Couldn't find any room sent-spray stuff....so I used spray deoderant to cover the smell of milky furniture polish.

Family came home...didn't suspect a thing.

Until 3 months later when my dad tried using the blender and it didn't work.

I had explaining to do.

True story. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWGZdYNpaSo -Ode to joy (mr.Bean)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhXGxNgv6Iw -Adam Hills , Surrealism

Have fun.

no thanx....2 points HA!