why did you eat the forbidden apple at eden?

Because I'd rather die and burn in hell for an eternity if it gave me knowledge and let me think for myself rather than submit myself to a tyrant of a god like a slave.

Eve is the hero.

It just looked so delicious. And I heard apples were good for you, so I took of the fruit, and I ate.

Because it was getting cold

and those leaves did NOTHING

for the windchill.

I almost froze my tata's off! O_o

i wanted to have knowledge of life and death...and of course be able to tempt men to their destruction.

because I didn't know it was wrong.

I know god told me not to, but it was the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, so I didn't know it was wrong to disobey god.

and anyways, I really miss being naked all the time.

I ran outta food stamps.

I thought it was popcorn shrimp. I don't know what Eve's excuse is...

you cant stop me

I didn't . Don't accuse me for what i didn't do.

No I didn't, my ancestors did!