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Do you have any favorite Jimi Hendrix jokes?
Here are a few I am familiar with:
Jimi Hendrix could play a feedback solo without an amplifier.
Jimi Hendrix once received a noise complaint... from Los Angeles International Airport.
The strings on Jimi Hendrix's guitar were made of tool steel.
Guitar pedals were invented so other guitarists could make sounds Jimi Hendrix made without pedals.
In Dungeons and Dragons, if you find Jimi Hendrix's guitar, you become invincible.
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- ?Lv 58 years agoFavorite Answer
One day, a man is hit by a truck on his way to work and dies on the scene. When he wakes up, he is standing in front of the gates to Heaven and St.Peter is by his side."Welcome to Heaven" say St. Peter, "Sorry about your accident, but you will now enjoy all that Heaven has to offer".St. Peter proceeds to give him a tour of Heaven, when the man hears this beautiful orchestral music playing. St. Peter sees that the man is interested and says: "That is Mozart working on his latest masterpiece." The man is stunned that Mozart is still making music.They continue the tour when the man hears to most amazing jazz trumpeter. Once again, St. Peter satisfies the man's curiosity and says that the trumpeter is actually Miles Davis. The man is
astonished, seeing both Mozart and Miles Davis.They proceeding walking when finally the man hears a guitar wailing away playing "Voodoo Chile". The man stops and ask "Is that who I think it is?" St. Peter replies "No, that's just God, he just thinks he's Jimi Hendrix
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- 7 years ago
Jimi Hendrix, Hitler, and Justin Bieber stand before Satan, Satan points to Hitler and asks, "Why are you here?" Hitler says, "I plunged the world into total war, killing millions making my name synonymous with evil." Satan says, "Not bad, come sit on my right." next, he looks a Justin Bieber, and says, "Why are you here?" The Biebs says, "I made millions with my whiney, pathetic voice, single handedly destroying rock n' roll in the process." Satan goes, "You're an asshole but I am impressed come sit on my left." next he looks at Jimi Hendrix and says, "Why are you here?" Hendrix just gives him a baleful stare for five solid minutes, Satan says,"Well, don't you have anything to say?" Hendrix says, "Yeah you little *****, get off my throne!"
