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At school we do yoga, on the first day by accident I farted :( and everyone heard?
I swear I tried my best to hold it! The worst thing is there is a girl behind me who can't keep her mouth shut and since it was so quiet everyone heard and when I turned around the girl's face was red and she had a disgusting look and said "you farted." And I felt so bad and my crush was in that class so that was horrible and a guy who is my crush's best friend heard and he was in front of me and he probably told my crush and I felt so bad I wanted to cry!
It was my first time I didn't know! The poses were bending over and stretching, is this normal? Will I fart again the second time? Thanks! How do I get over embarrassing yoga moments! I wanted to lie and say it was my foot but it sounded exactly like a fart. Thanks everyone!
Thanks guys so much for the answers! I just have a question ! The next time we do yoga will I fart again or does it only happen once?
8 Answers
- 8 years agoFavorite Answer
Hahahaahhahaahahhaahahahahahahhaahahahhaahahaahahha
It will pass we've all been there
A few years ago this girl in my class was laughing so hard she let out a huge fart
Everyone's forgotten about it by now
Except me
So in other words
Give it a few years:)
Haha just kidding it will pass in a couple days
- 8 years ago
Oh, man. Not easy. My advice to you is to own it. I once spit a soda out of my nose while laughing really hard. Because I didn't act embarrassed, the guy who told the joke that made me laugh so hard asked my friend for my number and called me the next day. He said that he admired my attitude, and that most girls would have pouted and made a big deal. I'm not saying that farting is exactly the same as spitting cola out of your nose, or that this will be the magic moment that will bring you and your crush together, but if you hold your head up, make a joke, and move on, you'll probably be more respected. If someone mentions it try saying "Yeah, shouldn't have had the beans." or "Remind me not to eat in the cafeteria." Or there's always the truth, you could try saying "Happens to everyone. Get over it." Roll your eyes and say to the people around you "Is she really pretending that she doesn't fart? Maybe we should conduct a study."
- 8 years ago
That's normal during yoga class, don't worry girl. On the first day of my yoga class my teacher was even like, "Oh and farts happen in this class, because you're doing all these stretches and stuff, be mature, I'm sure we've all heard a fart before at this point in our lives."
Just because you farted today doesn't mean you will again next time. There are probably some tips you can get if you look it up online - trust me, it'll be up there, it happens to lots of people!
Try not to fret too much. Worrying about it won't change the past, it'll just stress you out. Just try to forget about it and move on. If anyone brings it up, just act like you don't give a **** and ignore them.
Good luck hun! Again, it's totally normal. :P
Source(s): My own Yoga class~ - 8 years ago
It's fine you will be fine, ok this sounds weird but I actually announce whenever i fart at school and laugh it off with my friends, so what your crush heard, if you really like him maybe one day he will b your bf and you will date, you can't hide farts from your bf, me and my bf fart infront of each other it's normal. I doubt it will but if it happens again and the girl reacts the same way, be like " yeah I did" and push the air into her face and everyone will laugh at her and think you're really funny.
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- 8 years ago
Don't worry! I know it seemed embarrassing then but, it's not the end of the world. People will have forgotten about it tomorrow. Well, people don't usually bring stuff up again. Plus, you just need to laugh these things off! And, as though it may seem like a big deal now in other people's eyes, it really isn't that big of a deal. I found that when I told my friends about my embarrassments, they just said things like "Oh, you did?" or, "Oh yeah! I forgot about that!" and then we just laugh about it! Really, you can't be embarrassed about something unless you make yourself feel like it was embarrassing!
Just laugh! :D
- 8 years ago
AWWEE I Know it really bites cause your crush was there but everyone farts I Fart and school sometimes and laugh lol I even man belchp by accident sometimes lmaoo..Everyone farts :)
- Anonymous8 years ago
Relax, everyone flatulates. People'll forget.