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What is tHe funniest thing you have ever heard?

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    a squeaky fart

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    A woman pulled over for suspected DUI was asked to take a field sobriety test and she told the officer "I couldn't do that even if I was sober."

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    2 Girls 1 Cup

    xD

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Nostalgia critic

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  • 7 years ago

    A joke

  • 7 years ago

    lol I have heard a lot of things...hahaha

  • ?
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    Helen Keller trying to say "water"

    She looked like she was pooping her pants.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMzdFlbrnWc

    This made me laugh so hard last night haha

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    It won't come to me right now.

  • 7 years ago

    hey guess what

    CHICKEN BUTT

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