If you were forced to become a part of the endless hordes of the Undead that hasten to do my bidding...?

I would keep eating rice krispy treats an chant to get rid of you. :)

Well, here are the problems with these choices:

Vampire- Much as I'd love to be able to turn into a bat and fly around... I'd rather stay able to enjoy sunlight.

Werewolf- Well, these are pretty cool, but not quite my kind of style.

Zombie- Rotting and gross.

Demon- I'm a Christian, so uhhh, this one just seems really stupid.

So ninja ghost bunny it is. They're ninjas, they're small and cute, and I assume that being ghosts, they can fly. Now that's my kind of style.

Forced, huh? I hate those stupid teen soap opera vampire shows and movies and books. So, if I'm gonna get all sappy over a guy vampire, I'd be eternally annoyed with myself.

Werewolves, I know less about, so, maybe.

I'd never be a creepy mindless zombie. It would take all the fun of bantering with my prey.

Ninja ghost bunny, hmmm... Ninjas are awesome, and I'm gonna end up being a ghost anyway. Bunnies are a bit creepy with their beady eyes. But it sounds pretty cool.

So, ninja ghost bunny is my choice, especially if I don't ever have to see myself with the beady eyes.

I am glad to see that, while I try to bring logic and reason to the subject of werewolves, this sort of thing is just thrown out there on occasion to be humorous and, inadvertently, make werewolves seem more and more ridiculous. Another entirely useful contribution that I have to deal with. Thank you.

Ninja ghost! Let's get this over with!