If Jesus came across an athiest setting at a well, what would the atheist say? What would Jesus say?

Hey man, let's talk.

That sounds like His encounter with the Samaritan woman and He would probably have a similar conversation. The details would differ by how the atheist's life differed from that of the Samaritan woman, but it would be the same Jesus.

If he had a Frisbee I'd ask him if he would play catch with me and I don't know what he would say to that. Hopefully he'd say yes because how kool would it be to toss a Frisbee back and forth with Jesus Christ. Plus I'm in a Frisbee mood right now.

Many of us (atheists) acknowledge that the person, Jesus Christ, existed... but doubt the mythologies surrounding him. If I, personally, could go back 2000 years and have a little chat with him, I would say:

"Please do all the future generations a favor... write your OWN book and set the records straight."

Jesus is a fairly common name among Hispanics.

If you mean the claimed deity figure of some 2,000 years ago, as he was a 100% made up fictional character from the get go, he'd say nothing, due to his continuing non existence.

Who sits by wells these days ? Most of us have indoor plumbing. Please join us in the 20th century...

The same thing He said tho the woman at the well! The atheist would probably say the same thing that the woman at the well said! Did you read the story?? I think it would happen something like that!

Christ Jesus would probably say a pray for him/her.

I'd say "howdy Jesus", and he'd say "howdy Jake".

I'm so glad to have finally cleared that up for you.

Me: you haven't mow the lawn thoroughly. Don't suppose that I don't check on your work.

Jesus: Sorry sir, I guarantee satisfaction in my work.

I'd probably ask "Were you hoping that woman would still be here? That was a long time ago."