Guitar Name for a Stratocaster "copy" that plays like a dream?

I am trying to name my "strat." I sanded off the "Louts" logo so I could write her name on the headstock.. She needs a name that suits her looks.. Really beat-up, reflective black finish, white pickguard, SSS configuration.. but she plays really well- like a high end Squier.. She's pretty much a hot mess if you're catching my drift.. Easy to play, and she's smoking hot in a beat-up kinda way..

Thanks in advance..