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Swerve To Avoid A Box-A Joke?
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policeman stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied "Tacks evasion."
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- ?Lv 47 years agoFavorite Answer
Kid walks into a pharmacy and nervously asks the pharmacist how much condoms cost. Pharmacist replies that it depends on the brand and points at a three pack saying these cost one dollar. Kid says he'll take them so the pharmacist rings them up.
Pharmacist: OK so that will be $1.05.
Kid: But you said they were a dollar?
Pharmacist: Well, it's a nickle for the tax.
Kid: (turns white) Tacks? I thought they stayed on by themselves!
- Big KahunaLv 77 years ago
If it'd had been corn,he wouldn't have avoided it.
And neither did you.
Ha,anyway.
