Do you ever knowingly post drivel here?

Absolutely! But I have a poetic license. :D

On January 31, I'll have been here eight years.

In all that time I've asked exactly two serious questions. And I apologized profusely for both.

And I'd like to think I offer Grade A, Prime drivel.

Drivel is in the mind of the drivelee, not the alleged drivelor.

Occasionally, if I can think of something that has that weird kind of insane logic that's pretty funny.

Like this one: "God promised the end of all the wicked people. Odin promised the end of all ice giants. There are still wicked people, but there are no more ice giants. Which god kept his promise?"

I think that when I do, most clever people are able to tell that it's a joke.

If by drivel you mean things you disagree with then probably.

Ha ha. All the time. That's what I am here for.

Esme lost her licence for crashing into a bridge but that doesn't stop her. Brrrm brrrm beep beep !

Hey, not all of my questions can be winners. I live with the less than good ones for the sake of the gems.

I sometimes I have a question in mind but not always sure how to write it down for people to grasp what Im hinting at.

I'm ashamed and wary of asking for advice here on anything but trivial matters.

I will neither confirm nor deny this allegation.

My awareness is iffy at best.

Sure, and then RMs pounce on it.

Example:

"Why do chickens refrain from horseback riding when it snows?"