Who would you select first overall in the R&S pro bowl fantasy draft?

Dogma, you pose a hard question, for how can we pick just one? Always the rebel, I'm going against the rules of the game and will attempt to assemble a team. These folks all get along, and so will continue to play together nicely.

Top theists:

Bill B. for his knowledge and overall sincerity. He's just all-around nice in every sense of the word. He's also a former wrestler, so just imagine what he can do with a tackle.

Sara, for asking really intriguing questions. She's also a nurse, and will tend to our injuries most skillfully.

Wayne, because he has a castle. Sometimes, we need those walls to keep out the flaming arrows. Wayne's also capable of slinging a few himself, and has a true aim when hitting the target.

DawnKey, because we all need silly humor to sustain us when the going gets rough.

Glow Wings, because she's a prayer warrior and will pray for all of us to get out there and give it our best. She'll make a great coach.

Fireball, for her awesome cheerleading abilities.

Top atheists and non-theists:

Meds... He's the brightest bulb in the package, and will make a good captain for the team.

Toke... Her sweetness at not wanting to upset some of her theist contacts is touching. She won't allow any of us to play too roughly.

Random panther... He calls it as he sees it, and will make an excellent referee.

Parrot... With that avatar and Santa hat, he's a great mascot for the team.

Dr. Frog can fly! ... She can fly, Dogma. Fly. Who better to soar over the field, calling the plays? Did you know that I married her once? Never did buy her a ring.

Just Be... Her deep, thought-provoking questions (which none of us can really answer) will serve as great half-time entertainment. I'm not really sure of her beliefs, and may have just placed her on the wrong team...

Mysterious MUSE... She's tough enough to keep out the riff-raff, a quality which comes in handy.

Apologies to anyone I may have missed. As Bill stated in his answer, I'll most likely return to add a few more names as they come in, so be sure to stay tuned for further updates...

Not counting the Madden curse, I would say Shaun Alexander or Larry Johnson. Either way, you have a stud at RB that will run roughshot over defenses. LaDainian Tomlinson is a close third, but since Rivers is the new QB there and he is unproven, defenses will focus more on LT.

Bonsai Bobby v Everard

I don't understand what that is.

DD is this some sport thing we don't get in the UK?

Edit - lol I know what American football is, I didn't realise pro bowl was to do with it.

I nominate Aggy and Alikat - a pair of draft dodgers.

I'm going to go old-school and draft the What Should I Do? Retard as my sole pick.

My first choice would be someone who knew what the hell you were talking about!

ndma, bob, atheistswim or angelbells (in no particular order)

Jea can be the watergirl

I want my mummy