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Today's Joke-Two Men Die & Go To Heaven.?
Two men died & went to heaven. St. Peter greeted them & said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be."
"Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!"
"No problem," replied St. Peter, & poof! The guy was gone.
"And what do you want to be?" St. Peter asked the other guy. "I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
"Easy," replied St. Peter, & the other guy was gone.
After a few months, St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he said. "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, & the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!"
