Christians want the "Intelligent Falling" taught along side gravity.?

Evolution is a 'theory', just like gravity. If you don't like it, go jump off a bridge.

Gld to see that the Onion still continues to amuse.

Incidentally, gravity is nt a theory. What CAUSES gravity is one of the questions we are still seeking. But gravity is a fact.

No intelligent falling is just another name for gravity and yes it's called a theory, but it's observable and testable unlike evolution which is also called a theory but is not observable, testable or reproduce able, therefore evolution is not a scientific fact.

Unless a number of creation stories are explored and not just my own, I don't see the need for that to be placed in public education. There are private religious schools for that.

The dumb comment actually says Intelligence alludes you.

Heh heh! While of course "The Onion" is satirical, I wouldn't be surprised if some people would do this.

to dwell on these things is useless idle talk. Its not our job to argue with non-believers, and those who do are sadly not representing Christ

faith relates you to the invisible and is not based on what we see. “We walk by faith and not by sight” you only need to believe when you don’t see/ When you see you don’t need to believe, they’re alternatives. Those who dont believe want to see it (proof of God, signs, etc) first, but thats not how it works

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

You sir are a moron!

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