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Funny Joke-"Fourth Marriage"?

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, & then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands & what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face & she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, & a preacher when in her 60's, & now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, & asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled & explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, & four to go...."

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  • 7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    now thats funny i dont care who ya are....nice...i'll have to use it

  • LZ-PT
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    Very funny, but all valid reasons to enjoy every 20 years of life...ist with the money of hubby, then show up her abilities in the circus and keep her fitness through practice and exercise for her circus, then in last 20 years get the preaching to be preparing for the death....and then advance booking with a hubby managing burial rituals...

  • 7 years ago

    Well,that joke's been around the block a few times itself.

  • 7 years ago

    Haha good!

    What do you call a 95 year old fisherman?:-)

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    hahahha!

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