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Lv 7
? asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 7 years ago

What would you do if you woke up?

As chuck norris?

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  • 7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Kick the sch1tt out of someone for taking away my natural beauty:-)

  • 7 years ago

    The only thing i know is the things i did when i was asleep so i would do the same thing go with it. i would act like i did in my dream state, i would not walk the same way because I would be happy if I was awake compared to when I was awake. I would talk more or the same as when i was asleep thinking about saying what i said in the dream state, I would talk to people that i did not talk to before.because now I can put words together now. because I'm awake now. and oh ok as Chuck Norris I would keep doing what i do so i won't loose what i know. Hiiii Yaaaaaaaaa and I would have a partner to practice with so my moves will always be real and not a surprize punch oh was wasn't looking oh wow you got me that time which could be your last time to get punched in the lip or where ever. or kicked .....and keep acting

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    drink 100 cups of coffee and attempt to fight Muhammad Ali

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I would follow the rules. Never attack first and kick butt when I need to...

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  • Gumby
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Go back to sleep.

  • 7 years ago

    find a way to change back

  • 7 years ago

    Wondering how in the heck did I become a man. :)

    I"m a girl.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Have my steriods and then sleep some more :)

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Cry

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I would fight a kangaroo

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