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Do you think that this joke is any good?

One that I got e-mailed by a family friend a while back.

This is how the joke goes.

A burglar breaks into a house in the middle of the night, looking for things to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up and says:

'Jesus knows you're here'.

The burglar is startled, jumps and switches his torch off, then waits for a few minutes, but there's no more talking or noise. He switches his torch back on, looks around and sees a hi-fy system on the wall he likes the look of, so he begins to unfasten it, when the voice speaks up again, this time saying:

'Jesus is watching you'.

The burglar looks round to see where the noise is coming from and his torch lands on a bird cage with a parrot in it. He goes over to the cage and asks:

'Did you say that'?

The parrot confesses: 'Yes, I'm just warning you that Jesus is watching you'.

The burglar asks: 'Who exactly are you?

The parrot replies: 'I'm Moses'

The burglar laughs and says: 'Who names a parrot Moses?'

The parrot then replies: 'The same person who names a rottweiler Jesus'.

Any good?

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  • 7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yes!!!!! LMAO

  • ?
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    Hi Natasha,

    Be honest now, did you actually laugh?

    I gave a smirk, which is above average for Yahoo Jokes.

    5 out of 10.

    Keep em commin'

  • 7 years ago

    Omg yes. I'm dying. This is do funny. Thank you for making my day.

  • 7 years ago

    That verry funny

  • 7 years ago

    I think it's funny

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    its okay

    its kinda old but its okay

    NOT

  • 7 years ago

    No.

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