What would you do if your refridgerater spoke to you?

And if you speak to me one more time I'm gonna pull your plug out. I'd rather be fat and happy than rude.

I'd sell it to a magic shop for oodles of cash and buy an new fridge.

I would turn on my Hair dryer, point it at the fridg and say Don't say that or I'll blow you away

I'd reply "dear fridge, if you don't quit threatening me, I'll buy a new fridge and goodbye".

Well it does it says you may take some.

I would call 911**