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Greg asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 7 years ago

Alternative ways to "nuke the chinese"?

i still have some chinese food from yesterday but my microwave isn't working. Tips?

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  • Lefty
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    Use a stove pan.

  • 4 _ And 7 Years Ago
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Wake up really early and toss that ***** in the microwave. The food won't even see it coming.

  • Daisy
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    alternatives to nuclear explosions? perhaps kill each chinese person one by one using a frying pan

  • ?
    Lv 4
    7 years ago

    Take it down here to me. I'll warm it over a burning body or something.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    heat it in a pan on the stove

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Get some radioactive isotopes.

  • ?
    7 years ago

    Build a hobo fire.

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