Can someone give me a phychic reading?

I just knew you were going to ask that. Don't ask me how, I just knew ;-)

Let me see. You didn't post your comment on a mobile, am I correct?

How did I know? You misspelled "that" because the F is just below the T on a standard keyboard, and mobile phone autocorrect would have corrected your misspelling of Psychic.

If I was a so-called psychic and hadn't guessed correctly, I would have wormed my way out with a good excuse and tried to guess your first name which begins with J. That's how most of them work.

PSYCHICS are scam artists and experts in reading body and facial language.

I see a poor life ahead given your gullible nature believing psychics can read your present and your future.

Prepare for disappointment. Psychics are scam artists.