Find a great lyrics, bad song? Easy 10 pts!?

The song has to suck, whoever gets the greatest lyrics but terrible song gets 10 points. My example is an old techno song by Sade the song is called And I Miss You.

Step off the train

Walking down the street again

Past your door

but you don't live there anymore

It's been years since you've been there

and now you've disappeared somewhere

To outta space

you've found a better place

And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain

And I miss you, oh, like the deserts miss the rain

Could you be dead?

You always were two steps ahead

And everyone

would walk behind where you would run

And I would look up at your house

I can almost hear you shout down to me

Where I would always be

And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain

And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain

Back on the train

I ask why did I come again?

Can I confess?

I've been hanging around your address

Years have proved

To offer nothing since you moved

Now you're gone

I can't move on

And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain

And I miss you, yeah, like the deserts miss the rain

I step off the train

I'm walking down your street again

Passed your door

But you don't live there anymore

It's years since you've been there

Now you've disappeared somewhere

To outta space

You found a better place

And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain

-And it repeats the chorus till the song ends, anyone else?