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When should I have sex with this girl?

Saw her at school. She looks so good. I just want to put cream all over her body and lick it off her. Every time I see her I want to pull down her panties and stick my manhood inside of her. I want to kum in her mouth. I want her to be my naughty girl. How should I go about getting her in bed and when? Just met her a couple weeks ago.

PS: every time I see her I get a real hard on. So I got to hide by putting my hands in my pockets.

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Step 1. Approach meat, ask meat if it likes the color purple.

    Step 2. When answered 'Yes' : Hit it in the head with a stick and kidnap it.

    When answered 'No' : Hit it in the head with a stick and kidnap it.

    When answered 'Go away freak' walk away backwards but keep staring and don't blink. Show teeth just before turning away. (Next time skip the question and just hit it in the head after following it after school)

    Step 3. When kidnapped, bring meat to quiet place. Warning: Meat might still be a little fuzzy.

    Step 4. Undo of all clothing, do whatever pleases you sexually.

    Step 5. Chop meat up in about 6 pieces.

    Step 6. Take meat home in plastic bags, put in freezer.

    Step 7. Use meat for preparing dinner and invite all your friends.

    Step 8. Carry on with life.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    you're a sex craved pig

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