Most awkward moment in your life?

Me and my friend were staying in a hotel.

My stomach was hurting so bad!

The line for the elevator was really long, so we decided to take the stairs.

As soon as we were in the stairwell, I let it rip!!

Lol. I had no idea that a girl was coming up the stairs.

I was just walking down the steps letting it go.

lol. I was so embarassed. I just laughed with my friend and kept walking.

When I was 19, this 28 year old bald guy (not in the least bit attractive) came up to me in the library while I was downloading music. He tells me I'm cute. Then he proceeds to tell me he works at Home Depot and he finds the library is a good place to pick up girls. Minutes later, he asks if I'd like to go for a walk with him. I've only just met the guy, and he wants me to be alone with him. I got out of there quick.

I had a huge crush on my roommate's sister, and for some odd reason we ended up at the house... alone.

I was so nervous I don't think I emerged out of my room the whole time, lol.

It was awkward because I wasn't sure if she wanted me to come out and talk to her or what...

Back when I was first experiencing the magic of masturbation (like 10 years ago), I forget to lock the door and my mom walks in. Holyshit, that was the fastest I've ever moved. So embarrassing!

I once walked around a department store with my fly unzipped.

One time my whole class was playing sports in the gym and I got hit in the butt with a ball and everyone saw

I have a lot. I can't even explain anything. Stupid shits that still haunt me today!