How do Catholics give birth?

they get some glue glitter an empty washing up liquid bottle and sticky back plastic. they then stack these objects on top of each other and as they wave a bible around the room they ask god for a child and hey presto god grants them the wish and a kiddie appears smelling all sweet like flowers

So you are bigot towards Catholics? Just because Catholic don't believe in having sex with every person they find attractive is a good idea doesn't mean we don't like sex. In fact I am pretty sure Catholics have a better and healthier sex than the average person. By the way the Catholic church teaches that sex in the right context is very good and Holy.

Catholics tend to have larger families which shows the married couple is fruitful having an abundance of children. Of course because of economic hardships Catholics are following in Non-Christian practices with contraceptives rather than following the teachings of the Catholic Church on Natural Family Planning.

In ancient times a man's wealth was measured by the size of his family. In fact couples that could not have children were pitied by couples that had many children. But of course these couples were encouraged to adopt children.

There's a scandal recently broken over their treatment in past years of smaller women who married larger men in Ireland - complicit Doctors took to SAWING THROUGH the wives' pelvic-bones, to facilitate easier births of larger babies - with Nuns recommending this as a wholesome procedure. Many women went along with what their Church and Doctor was pushing upon them, and ended up in AGONY, with an effectively broken pelvis which didn't get much chance to heal. Bone infections were common, they suffered a loosening of the pelvic floor, leading to sex losing any pleasure for them (JUST what the Church wanted!) and leaving their husbands frustrated at not wanting to hurt their wife by having sex with her, or planting another baby in her which could cause her untold agonies.

Of course Catholics believe in sex, they just don't approve of sex:

- between unmarried people

- that involves artificial birth control

They don't believe in sex before marriage and sex for purely recreational purposes.

Catholics have sex after marriage.

Have you forgotten all about the "missionary position"?

"Above all, the natives despise the European position and consider it unpractical and improper. The natives, of course, know it because white men frequently cohabit with native women, some even being married to them. But as they say: 'The man overlies heavily the woman; he presses her heavily downwards, she cannot respond '"

http://blog.inkyfool.com/2011/05/position-of-missi...

They go dumpster-diving behind Planned Parenthood and stuff the aborted fetuses up into themselves to bring them back to life.

You must not have known any catholic girls in school.

Like everyone else.