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What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you when dealing with the opposite sex?
I'm a 20 year old male and are some funny things that's happened to me:
-One girl did all this,
-Woke me up one morning before 7 just to tell me some guy was "randomly" going to show up at her
house when she actually invited him over.
-Lied to me about her hanging out with her friends when she was really with her boyfriend, on many
occasions. Like I really care if she's hanging with her boyfriend haha
-Invited me to go pretty much everywhere with her and her boyfriend and when I said I didn't want to go
she would tell her boyfriend I wanted to go anyway... the funniest part is he was trying to be my friend..
-I could list a whole lot more, but moving on to the next girl.
-I was having a party and 3 girls got to my house early right before I was getting in the shower, well after I got out of the shower I walked in on one of the girls taking a picture of one of my pictures... how weird.
-Back in high school some girl would constantly call me ugly, yet would stare at me all the time.. If I was so ugly why keep starring at me? haha
-Another time during high school some girl wanted me so badly she rubbed my penis with her foot and throughout high school she would, every once in a while, ask me about my penis
This is just a small sample of the funny and weird stuff the opposite sex has done to me. What stories do y'all have?
1 Answer
- 7 years ago
-Tried to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek in 8th grade, missed her head completely in-front of my friend, the traffic cop, and the cars at the red light. And now me and her are best friends xD
-With this same girl mentioned above, 11th grade year we had to use the restroom after an away football game. So we were walking to the bathrooms and I went into the girls bathroom ahead of her, and she paused and said "Whatever floats your boat" and we both used the bathroom in the womens room haha.
-I hung out with my friend in a closet for three hours on New Years at a party. Me and her made out later, and 5 months later we figured out we were 9th Cousins. That's really far down the family tree, like almost not family, but it made it super weird after the fact... And now we are good friends.
-Farted in class, and it got blamed on someone else. The girl who smelled it said "That's a lack of oxygen, not gas." Lol.
-This girl in my 9th Grade Bio class was texting me and asked where I lived. So I gave her a description of where I lived in the county, and then gave her my address... xD
-At our small gym, the place to fill up water buckets for sports was in the mens bathrooms. So I was changing in the bathroom, and then my friend, her sister, and her other friend walked in on me in my underwear. And we all three carried on a conversation while I was changing. Then my friend said "Damn you got a cute *** for a guy, now." and I said "right back at you, shawty." xD
-I was at my friends house and he had his girlfriend over. We were all in his room, and I was playing on his keyboard he had, and I turned around and they were having sex. So I turned on the song "Joy to the World" and walked out singing "Joy to the World, (friend name) has come." xD
