Pickup lines! I need replies!?

Ex. Why would you pay $5 for a footlong when you can get this one for free? Cause I like the extra meat

Ex(2). I call my dick the truth, because bitches can't handle it/ I call it Richard, because it needs to be longer

Here are the pickup lines

1. I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.

2. Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual

3. Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick.

4. I hope you have a sewing machine, cause i'm gonna tear dat *** up

5. Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!

6.Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper.

7. Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

8. Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ***.

9. Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns?

10. Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.

11. Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

12. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

13. Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick