Teen Comedic Monologue?

Here's a cute one. It might be a little over a minute but just shorten it.

Ellen: Excuse me? You're mrs. Harp? Okay, so I came here because I was a bit curious as of who I could speak to to switch out of my classes? Or maybe just a whole new schedule?

Okay, listen. I'm not supposed to be here. I'm supposed to be at Miss Brills academy for talented young ladies, which is a huge deal by the way, but it doesn't matter because I had to move here with my mother and step father, and they just thought it was a fabulous Idea to come to this school. I don't care how much school spirit this place has, this school is criminal! There are no orderly lines, people talk without raising their hands and that hallway, that hallway is a flipping jungle. Excuse my language but seriously, I was trying to go to class and when someone bumped in to me they stabbed me with a pencil! A pencil mrs. Harp! It's still red! Now if you can't get me out of these horrible classes then could you kindly point me in the direction as to where I can get an aspirin? By Brianna Gipson

Good luck with your audition!

There are some good teen comedy monologues on Freedrama.net

For females, check out:

Cassandra

Princess (Where is my Prince Charming?)

Wishing

For males:

Humpty Dumpty Hard Boiled Detective

I Need Detention

Flowers from Phil