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If Jesus was alive would he have a twitter account?
I think he would. He's all fundamentalist and stuff so he'd eat up the troll bait and go on some radical hate speech. Would he say his phone was hacked when he got rumbled or would he give some guy the wrong change in a shop and deny ever purchasing the item in the first place? Would twitter actually stoop as low as to BAN JESUS CHRIST??? Who's CEO on twitter these days? Bill Gates? Steve Jobs? Surely they wouldn't have the sack to risk an eternity of pain and suffering for using the banhammer?
9 Answers
- Anonymous7 years ago
Jesus is not a fundamentalist.... You obviously don't know Jesus at all. He would not have a twitter account. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc. are all lame and a big waste of time.
Source(s): Follower of Christ - 7 years ago
1: Jesus isn't alive.
2: Steve Jobs isn't alive.
3: Neither are on twitter.
4: Go home troll, you're drunk.
- TommiecatLv 77 years ago
Jesus is alive and what he has is better than a twitter account. It's more like telepathy.
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- Anonymous7 years ago
That would be an awesome account to spoof. Think of the fun we could have trolling Jesus. "Hey hey JC, have you walked on water today" "Did you check for sharks & crocs before doing the walk on water magic trick". The possibilities are endless.
