Am I listening to too much metal?

Yeah it depends on the genre really.

Classic Metal puts a lot of Iron in the blood, while Black, Death, and Grindcore put Titanium. Listening to Metalcore and Desthcore would create Sulfur, and Sludge and Doom would make Antimony.

The reason for this is that when you listen to certain genres, a gland in your ear drum produces different chemicals. This in turn, goes to the blood stream and helps heighten your enjoyment of these genres.

However, too much Metal can kill you if you aren't careful enough. Your limit is like 3 hours of Black a week, 10 of Metalcore, and 5-6 of every other genre. Goth Metal, however, produced only a slight effect and can't kill you on it's own.

You aren't listening to enough. Suicide Silence and Asking Alexandria are not real Metal.

Yeah....I realize you're kinda joking.... but.... everyone's blood tastes metallic. It's not strange.

You may have inordinate amounts of feces in your bloodstream, commonly referred to as Pseudometalitis. The bad news is that it's getting in through your ears. The good news is that the treatment is heavier taste.

I feel like I'm reading a bad creepypasta from 2012..

Asking Alexandria and Suicide Silence suck the big one. Too much Metal...lol.

"Am I listening to too much metal"

"I love Asking Alexadria and Suicide Silence"

Ohmygod.

Yes you should spend more time on the internet with real people.

No