If God really IS love, whenever you make love to someone, aren't you actually having a threesome?

No. Logically, we would be creating God!

God is God. God never bothers who believe Him. God cannot watch each and every human being at the same time. That's why He had created the spirits to watch, guide and determine the destiny of the human beings from their daily activities, talks and thoughts too. Your past determines your present and your present determines your future. God has given freewill to all creatures including human beings. According to this, all human beings have all right to live a life as they wish. But if it happens to be bad and hurts someone, they have to face the consequences. It's a natural system. After death no one lives in any form. Heaven and hell are only for spirits. Spirits are separate elements. A human being is not a single spirit. All knowledge, skills, feelings, emotions, interests and everything are spirits or invisible elements. Even thoughts are not your own. When you want to take a decision on a subject, one after another the spirits think and you just listen, choose or reject the ideas which they transmit to your mind through your brain in the form of thoughts. A human being is just a robot made of flesh, bones, tissues etc., and a toy of the spirits for their games.

In A WAy, Yes! I Know Because I'm God.

Ah, so that's why the wife shouts "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Love is not god.

If god is love and love is blind, then that makes god blind....crazy logic...

Only if your having a relly good time

yes

God is love (i.e. "agape") not sexual love (i.e. "eros")

Please, stop being stupid and disrespectful.