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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!!!!!?
My favorites:
The bible used to be titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
One I came up with: Freddy Krueger doesn't come for Chuck Norris in his dreams. Chuck Norris comes for Freddy in HIS dreams.
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- Anonymous7 years ago
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake. After 5 hours of excruciating pain and suffering...
the snake died.
- Anonymous7 years ago
God said "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris said "Say please"