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Can you tell me what play time is like for married couples?

I've never been married and was wondering how often married couples do it, how often he gets in her other hole, how often she dresses up in outfits, and how often she allows him to finish on her face.

Maybe my idea of marriage is wrong but I was hoping for all of the above regularly.

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  • 7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Dude, you really need to turn off the porn, go outside, get some fresh air, and get back into the real world!

  • 7 years ago

    Marriage is not a porn flick and many of these things you talk about never happen in marriage. Every couple is different and the amount of times a couple may have sexual intimacy can be from 2-5 times a day to maybe 2-5 times a year.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    I could tell you but I won't.

    I suggest you go ask your Daddy to explain the difference between a woman you might marry and the strippers or porn stars.

  • .
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    wondering how often married couples do it---as often as they desire.

    how often he gets in her other hole--depends on how good his aim/vision is.

    how often she dresses up in outfits---some chicks do this, some don't.

    and how often she allows him to finish on her face--some chicks allow this, some don't.

    It varies for every couple. There is no standard.

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Sounds like your idea of marriage is getting married to a hoe. You marry a woman, one whom you love and want to make love to, which is something beautiful and sensual, not nasty and porn-like. If you are thinking about marriage, let me assure you that you are most definitely not ready.

  • Biff
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    finish on her face? that's never happened in either of my marriages and we don't dress up either

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Marriage, for me anyway brought the hottest sex imaginable. BJ's, facials, back door action... you name it. It was the KIDS that really put a wrench in things.

  • 7 years ago

    LOL! Just be clear when seeking a partner than your reason for marriage is to have a sex toy.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    Really............you need to get out more.........stop dating hookers and meet real women................unless you marry a filthy w***e that ain't going to happen........

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    Marriage isn't about sex, its about many things..............I wont bother explaining as I truly believe that such things are currently beyond your understanding.........

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    You need to mature before contemplating marriage..................

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    you watch too much porn your mistaking it for marriage in your little dreamworld if you find someone to perform for you in that fashion you will not find yourself exclusive and i advise you to not marry that

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