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Ds asked in Education & ReferenceStandards & Testing · 6 years ago

I want to be a jesus when I grow up?

But I'm not sure if my grades are good enough :(

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  • no1home2day
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    To be Jesus, you have to be born in Bethlehem approximately 2,000 or so years ago, and your parents could not yet have been married, nor could they have been intimate with each other. You have approximately 300 or so prophecies you need to fulfill, and I've only mentioned 3 of them. You think you can satisfy even ONE of them?

  • Jenna
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    You don't need good grades to be Jesus. You just need to be a phenomenal bartender.

  • Gabby Little Angel
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    They are not. That is why you need the grace of the one true Jesus Christ.

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