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Ds asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 years ago

Jesus vs Moses?

Moses has half the reload time

Jesus has 30% bigger clip and 20% more power

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Well, Jesus has holes in his feet now so thats a 100% reduction to water walking. Cant beat that self rez though... except that it has a three day cooldown.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    They were only playing with Holy Water Pistols no damage done now are you Happy in your Nappy lol

  • Zz
    Lv 4
    6 years ago

    Jesus agrees with Moses - do you think they are right here?

    "For instance, Moses gave you this law from God: 'Honor your father and mother,' and 'Anyone who speaks disrespectfully of father or mother must be PUT TO DEATH.'" - Jesus Christ, Mark 7:10.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    I can keep both of them at bay by surrounding myself with pork and shellfish.

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