How did atheists knew that Santa's reindeer could not fly while their spaghetti monster can?

Well seeing as the cookie monster can fart rainbows and the tooth fairy is also a part time donkey we know that Santa's reindeer are not magical like the teenage mutant ninjas turtles and so can not fly like dragons but the spaghetti monster is also part lizard which as a tail and so do dragons so the spaghetti monster can fly but Santa's reindeer can't

yes i boil the spaghetti to check the firmness i remove one strand throw it on the counter because it is hot...it fly's from my hand and then i eat it i do not worship it just eat it like most people ...................... and yes when a reindeer run as does a horse ( a photo study was done years ago ) all 4 feet are off the ground for a split second that would be defined as flying ...Yes another bit of knowledge for the religious to swallow . and is that your great burst of thought today .... i don't spend much time thinking of things to debate about religion ..i don't need to its all in your book . on every page ..you in turn need to find things to debate or make them up ....kind of like your dogma ....oh its not our spaghetti monster its yours its fictional term for your god concept to show how irrational it is ...guess you don't understand Sarcasm and if you invest in some reading flying reindeer is from a POEM ( imagination) from Twas the night before christmas a child's story to be taken as a story not to be believed just for fun .. .have a nice day