Do you think the Rangers mascot is an orangeman?

The wifes no speaking to me because I didnae open the car door for her.

Its no my fault....I just panicked & swam for the surface

Two dyslexics were talking and the first one said:

"Can you smell gas?"

The second one replied:

"Don't be silly, I can't even smell my own name!"

Paddy and Mick have devised a way to beat the recession.

They are planning to buy 20,000 tons of sand from the Arabs and transport it back to Ireland then drill for their own oil

America has barak obamma, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope & Stevie Wonder.

rangers have kenny mc dowell, No Cash, No Hope & No Fckin Wonder!!

merry xmas eck

Lol, that's really funny Predictor.

neer enuff

i fink heez luvlee