Dumbest rumor you have ever heard about you?

I started dating my current boyfriend in high school (he was 21 I was 16) Every one flipped **** and just assumed because he was older he got me pregnant. Funny thing is the rumor went on sophomore, junior, and senior years. Obviously I wasn't pregnant, never got pregnant either, but they all thought I was which was dumb in itself, but on top of that for those 3 years no one questioned 1) how I supposedly got pregnant sophomore year and still hadn't had the baby senior year 2) assuming I could be pregnant for 3 years my stomach stayed flat and I'd think it would be huge with a 3 year old in there.

Someone else said I got pregnant sophomore year then got an abortion then got pregnant again but even if that happened, I still would've been pregnant for 2 years.

At my 10 year high school reunion, a few people told me stories about me that I did not remember. This one I not only didn't remember, I also didn't believe it. But it sure made me and my best friend laugh.

I was told that I once borrowed $1 from a boy, and waited a whole year to pay it back, because I wanted to keep the dollar from him in my pocket all that time, on account of having a crush on him.

Once in high school I heard I was a lesbian!

All of it made no sense because I had a boyfriend, it was a contradicting rumor, and she decided to come out as a lesbian 2 years later!

I can't recall ever hearing a rumor about myself

alright i got a few... one is that im pregnant with my exes baby thats why i miss so much school which is stupid i am a virgin lol... another is im a whore and a slut again virgin.... and another is that im a lesbian and again obviously false lmfao these rumors still go on for i am 15 and still in school <3 Chloe

no one cares enough to make rumors about me lol

I beat up 6 black guys

That I was a bully while everyone else was actually bullying me

I got divorced, hahha

That I watch television

When I actually watch TV

Dumb bastards....