this question was ananswer but somehow it ended up here....the question was how many gods are there? and yes ,you too, can q my anser?

when God was just a little thing, when the Word was bit, he collected lady bugs fo a judgement day. when the day came , he placed the can in the heart of yard and took role call as the beetles flew off. Quickly did the exodus culminate, and when the buzz had all ebbed and the oonly name checked was hopelessly misspelled and probably misheard anyway...ahead scratched and with resign God said "God!"...and all present was accounted for.