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Is God a Pizza or a mushroom?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    No, he isn't.

    At least, not unless you've started a new religion of the flying mushroom pizza monster, in which case your god might be one or both of those things.

  • Mack
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Yes

  • 6 years ago

    Pizzas and mushrooms exist...

    -I contend we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.- Stephen Roberts

  • Ruth
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    The one and only God! You on the other hand seem to be a toad stool in mushroom clothing!

  • Frizby
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    God is the farmer & chef, he harvested the mushroom, picked it and added it the ingredients of the Pizza..

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Atheists are the mushrooms

    they are kept in the dark and fed manure

  • 6 years ago

    Great. Now I'm hungry.

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Ah, the classic atheist wit... or at least half of it.

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