What is your favourite joke?

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand & as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a p!$$." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby bush. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the bush. As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, & with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!" "No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead.

Rob Schnider Living the lonely life of a stapler BU DURK A DURK A DURKA DO Now he realizes being a STAPLER ISNT SO EASY

whats the difference between a blonde and a 747 ?

some people havent been on a 747

What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls...they're under a buck.

Your face.

how many polloks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

how do you keep a little dog from humping your leg ?

pick him up and suck his ****

why did the chicken cross the road

idk