God is a tattooed Mexican Lesbian, why do people think she's a straight male?

No, She spoke to me, I think he is right. Can cook a mean holy burrito while simultaneously engaging in cunnilingus of biblical proportions.

Of course he's male. The original biblical Hebrew texts were written in a misogynistic culture. You cannot have a "god" that is female because that would mean that women would have to be elevated above the status of a man's chattel or property.

Haha.

That's hilarious.

If God was portrayed this way by all theists, i think atheists might start believing in God, just for the giggles!

He's male. Read the Bible, Bubba, before making false statements. And get your dirty mind out of the gutter before coming here!

http://mamiverse.com/las-adelitas-live-on-6890/ . Your question(?) brought this image to mind. Not what you describe, eh, but what it brought to my mind.