Does this question offend you?

Yes it does. I am a card carrying member of the PC Police, and it is a requirement that I be offended by something at least 142 times a day. Thank you for helping me meet my quota.

Not really, I'm actually a member of the Sarcasm Squad, trying to spread the word that sarcasm is a natural defense mechanism against stupid people.....like the ones who are actually part of the PC Police.

YES IT REALLY DOES wow this question is sooo rude! Actually no there seems to be nothing offending on here!

for me yes

Does this question offend you?

You couldn't offend me if you tried.

I'm well beyond being offended by words,

it would take action to offend me,

and I doubt you could.

I'm offended it isn't a better question.

ow, yes! I am offended! Remember your morals!

50/50

does this answer offend you ?

No. It's fine:)

Absolutely. I've already reported you & filed a police report; in fact, the cops should be knocking on your door any second now...(listening for the knock)...any second...wait for it....Hmmm, maybe they got stuck in traffic or something.

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