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The funniest way to die?

Whats the funniest way anyone can die?

Im not being offensive im just being funny ok?

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  • Jack R
    Lv 5
    6 years ago

    Funniest way to die is to die of laughing. Nothing beats that.

  • 6 years ago

    Having a heart attack or stoke, whichever is fastest, at the funniest thing you ever saw/heard, of course. For example, Monty Pythons "Killer Joke" episode. They destroyed Nazis by reading the joke to them in German so the allies couldn't understand it, then it wouldn't hurt our side. All the Nazis stood up and died laughing. If you mean, "What is the funniest way for others to watch you die?" then it's a different answer: The best I ever saw is again Monty Python, The Value Of Not Being Seen. Every time the camera sees "Mr. Jones", for example, he blows up. :) The most popular with the public in general, according to the TV, seems to be the classic "Old man dies of sex with young beautiful woman" classic scene. "Death By Stereo" scene in "The Lost Boys" vampire movie is also great. :D

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  • 6 years ago

    To die of malnutrition on account of being the last segment of a human centipede.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Getting run over by a Budweiser truck, on your way to your Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Drink a bottle of Chia (pet) seed (for the health benefits) then having one of the seeds get stuck in my appendix then I die!

  • Chad
    Lv 5
    6 years ago

    You're performing at a comedy club and your jokes are so unfunny that the audience takes their forks and take turns stabbing you to death.

  • 6 years ago

    Being ran over bye a mobility scooter

  • 6 years ago

    Believing that Obama is a competent President.

  • Blonde
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Being crushed by two dozen clowns squeezing in on top of you in a Volkswagen?

  • AKBAN
    Lv 4
    6 years ago

    Hit by a blimp or bludgeoned to death by a psycho wielding sausages.

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