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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 6 years ago

What do you get when a monkey and a harvard graduate mx together?

socialism

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  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    6 years ago
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    The monkey would lose intelligence.

  • Third Earth Age
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    You get a typical Liberal who doesn't know the difference between Al Gore and John Kerry if you were to show them pictures of both.

    BTW, the part about not knowing the difference between Al and John is in reference to the Harvard grad.

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Am I a bad person for wanting to eat M&M's more after seeing them as living, breathing individuals in commercials?

  • electricpole
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    when it happens we will see.

    on the other hand, there is a saying. "behind every great disaster lurks a Harvard man ".

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Ted Cruz.

    GW Bush.

    Am I close?

  • ?
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    You probably wouldn't recognise real socialism,if it bit you on the bottom.

  • I was wrong once
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Wow you sound bright! Good grief.

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Lessee...Generally, monkeys are MUCH smarter than "conservatives"...

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